Saturday, March 08, 2008

California Welcomes New Headmaster


In a stunning development, it was announced today that Professor Dolores Jane Umbridge has been appointed Headmaster of the California Public Schools.
Professor Umbridge has pledged to stamp out all forms of homeschooling and to bring California's troubled schools up to nineteenth century standards of discipline and performance.
"There will be no more nonsense", Umbridge has decreed.


By the way, Umbridge is a character from one of the Harry Potter books. She's a monster.

2 comments:

Rational Jenn said...

Hysterical! Thanks!

Barbara said...

ROFLOL! we just watched that last night....thanks for the morning giggle